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Bank:

Do not move, the money belongs to the state and your lives belong to you.

So everyone lay down on the ground calmly.

And when the thieves finished stealing, the youngest thief, who held a university degree, said to the leader of the thieves, who was older and only graduated from elementary school:

Oh leader, let's count how much money we took!.

$BTC $ETH He said to him: You?!

That's a huge amount of money and it will take us a long time to count it; tonight we will know from the news broadcasts how much we stole!!

Experience

In these days, experience is more important than paper qualifications.

After the thieves left the bank, the bank manager said to the branch manager: Call the police quickly, but the branch manager said to him: Wait, let us take 10 million dollars and keep it for ourselves and add it to the 70 million dollars that we embezzled previously!"

The bank manager said: Then it would be great if there were a robbery every month...

And the next day, news agencies reported that 100 million dollars had been stolen from the bank!!

The thieves counted the money again and again, and each time they found that the amount was only 20 million dollars. The thieves were very angry and said: We risked our lives for 20 million dollars while the bank manager got 80 million dollars without getting his clothes dirty; it seems better to be educated.

For real thieves are often those in high positions, but they are thieves with degrees.