🚨💸 BREAKING: THOUGHT I MADE IT 💸🚨
Dropped $100 $USTC into $PEPE like a true degen 🐸🎯
Woke up, grabbed my phone like 📲👁️👁️
Portfolio said: “CONGRATS! YOU’RE A MILLIONAIRE!” 💎🎉🚀
Then I actually woke up... 😴🛏️
Checked again—$82.37 staring back at me 💀📉
Moral of the story?
MEME COINS MAKE YOU RICH…
…but only in your dreams 😂😭
