Bitcoin is back… and so is my loneliness 😂📈
While everyone my age is getting married, building families, and choosing curtains…
👉 I’m watching BTC pump like Godzilla crashing a wedding 💥🦖
Yes, I skipped the “traditional life” package for candlestick charts and bull runs.
Am I crazy? Maybe.
Am I early? Definitely.
Am I alone? Also yes 😅
But hey — when Bitcoin hits a new ATH, I’ll be the one throwing rice at myself 🥳💰
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💬 Let’s settle this:
📈 Would you rather chase pumps or wedding plans?
👀 Is crypto the new commitment?
👇 Drop your thoughts, and tag your crypto-addicted friends!