📉 Bitcoin dipped under $68K today, and the panic sellers are already composing breakup texts.

Meanwhile, ETH is flirting with $3.6K like nothing happened. 😌

Altcoins? Bleeding.

Meme coins? Performing like they just found out it's not April Fool’s.

This is not the crash — it's the test.

Zoom out. Breathe. Or buy.

Just don’t tweet your tears.

Emotions down. Wallet up. Period.

#CryptoUpdat