#Tramp «From Germany to the White House: Trump's grandfather ignites the immigration paradox!»
In a cinematic scene not devoid of irony, German Chancellor Friedrich Merz approaches you holding the birth certificate of Trump's grandfather, born in Kalstadt in 1869, framed in gold with the features of his favorite 'White House decor'! He brings the former President of America to the threshold of a crushing surprise: the man who has long threatened to expel immigrants and build walls from Mexico to Galicia discovers that his European roots are calling him from a page certified with blood and paper! As soon as he saw the certificate, the 'America First' rhetoric faded before an undeniable truth, and his campaign against newcomers turned into a farce starring him without any prior rehearsal. In Los Angeles, where the city's streets later embrace tents of asylum seekers, one question looms: will these people demand a European birth certificate before they are thrown between concrete and waiting bulldozers?
Oh, contradictory orange being
– Before you claim 'I am against immigration', first ensure your grandfather's birth certificate.
– And don't forget to visit Kalstadt, perhaps you'll find your family tree there, instead of repeating the phrase 'Fasten your seatbelts'!
