TA Bros explaining why their prediction failed: 🎭
"Well, you see, this wasn't actually a breakout, it was a fakeout within a broader ascending triangle that's forming a bear flag inside an inverted head and shoulders pattern, but Mars is in retrograde so..."
Meanwhile, the market: Does whatever whales want it to do
Real TA: Chart goes up = good, chart goes down = bad, sideways = boring
Everything else is just expensive horoscope readings with more triangles 📊
Who else draws lines until they find a pattern that confirms their bias? 🖍️
Note: Sarcasm detected, don't take it seriously!