What they promise vs. What you get ๐พ
PROMISE: "Earn 2000% APY risk-free!"
REALITY: Your $1000 becomes $73 overnight
PROMISE: "Revolutionary tokenomics!"
REALITY: Someone rug-pulled while you were calculating lambo payments
PROMISE: "Passive income!"
REALITY: Checking impermanent loss calculations every 47 seconds isn't exactly passive
PROMISE: "Be your own bank!"
REALITY: Your bank just got liquidated by a whale who sneezed
But hey, at least you learned what "impermanent loss" means... the expensive way! ๐ธ
Who else paid premium tuition fees to DeFi University? ๐
Note: Sarcasm detected, don't take it seriously!