😂 The Types of Traders in the Crypto Market: Who Are You in the Binance Queue?
If you've survived more than 3 candles on the chart, you've already become a character in a Mexican soap opera with an ending in a red candle! Let’s find out what your role is in this crypto circus? 🎪👇
🐻 The Bear
"It's going to drop." — he says… every day.
📉 Favorite word: Reversal
💤 Psychology: Sleeps dreaming of Bitcoin at $12k since 2022.
🐂 The Bull
"To the moon, family!"
📈 Favorite word: ATH
🎉 Psychology: Buys at the top, sells hope, and posts on Insta with fire emojis.
🐟 The Sardine
Thinks the 5-minute chart is a matter of life or death.
🪙 Favorite word: Hold (until it drops 10%)
😭 Psychology: "Now it's going to work!" — and it went… to the bottom.
🦍 The Gorilla
"Did you research?" — No.
"Did you study the project?" — No.
"Why did you buy?" — Because I saw it on TikTok.
🍌 Favorite word: LFG!
🧠 Psychology: Banana > technical analysis.
🕊️ The Dove
Lives in USDT and anxiety.
🧊 Favorite word: Stablecoin
😬 Psychology: Waiting for the "right moment" since the halving of 2020.
🚀 The Astronaut
Buys everything with "AI", "Chain" or "INU" in the name.
🪐 Favorite word: Moonshot
🤖 Psychology: "This decentralized dolphin token is going to make me rich."
💎 The Diamond Hand
Bought in 2021.
Still holding.
Still believes.
🎯 Favorite word: HODL
👽 Psychology: Will only sell when Elon is president of the Moon.
🎭 And you?
Did you wake up feeling like a sardine, gorilla, or have you ever felt like a dove with a touch of a bear?
👇 Comment below what character you are TODAY.
(⚠️ Valid until the next pump or dump.)
