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🔮 Your Trader Horoscope — June Edition 🔮

♈ Aries Trader — You’re about to revenge-trade that loss. Don’t. Eat chocolate instead.

♉ Taurus Trader — Your indicator lied. Again. Maybe... just maybe... trust your gut this time? Or your cat.

♊ Gemini Trader — You’re running five trades at once. Close four. Sleep like a baby.

♋ Cancer Trader — Market manipulation everywhere. It’s okay. Buy snacks, not dips.

♌ Leo Trader — You told everyone your last trade was in profit... but you forgot stop-loss? We see you.

♍ Virgo Trader — You have 22 tabs open. Fibonacci, RSI, MACD... breathe. The market doesn’t care. But your sanity does.

♎ Libra Trader — Still thinking “long or short?” You’ll decide... by Thursday. Maybe.

♏ Scorpio Trader — Your risk management is tighter than your jeans after lockdown. Good. Stay that way.

♐ Sagittarius Trader — New meme coin alert. Don’t. You’ve suffered enough.

♑ Capricorn Trader — You made $12 and acted like Buffett. Celebrate like it’s $12 million.

♒ Aquarius Trader — You ignored the breakout. Again. But hey, you’ve got a beautiful watchlist.

♓ Pisces Trader — You felt the market was going to crash. It didn’t. But your microwave beeped. Maybe that’s the real signal.