#MarketRebound From Horror to Hype in 7 Days 💹

"The crypto market is like a drunk boxer: it falls, but gets back up at the last second when it hears 'ETF.'"

🔥 What Happened?

After the market cap of altcoins decreased by 41% (from $1.6T to $950B), and VC funding dropped by 50-60%, the market suddenly stabilized in May 2025. Bitcoin reached $85K, and global capitalization rose by 13% in a week. The reason? A pause in Trump's tariff war and a massive influx into ETFs.

🤔 Why Is Optimism Returning?

- Technical signals: BTC surpassed the 50-day moving average, and sentiment moved out of the 'extreme fear' zone.

- Macro: Low inflation in the US and a $600B trade agreement with Saudi Arabia calmed the waters.

- The smartest: BlackRock now holds $50B in crypto (0.5% of its assets) – an institutional sign.

Quick joke: "The bear market is like a toxic girlfriend: you think she's gone, but her return is just a matter of time."

⚠️ Warning: If the market were a horror movie, it's just an intermission now. Don't throw away the popcorn money yet!