Honestly, I originally just wanted to buy some bubble tea at the convenience store, but unexpectedly, a man in a tight suit walked up to me, holding a 'Solayer InfiniSVM Emerald Card' high, brazenly covering the important parts. The whole place instantly went silent, then erupted in laughter. Did you think he was performing? No, he was just showcasing the future speed of the blockchain community.
While others are still researching how to break through thousands of TPS, Solayer directly integrates hardware acceleration into the chain, pulling TPS to a million-level, as if they hired NASA engineers to outsource the entire protocol stack. sUSD is backed by U.S. Treasury bonds, and using the card is equivalent to earning an annualized 4%; even banks would question their existence when they see this.
But the most outrageous is this card: it covers shame and supports the universe. Making a transaction feels like launching a supersonic missile on the blockchain; even Trump's tweets can't keep up with this speed, and bullets aren't this precise.
This card is not just usable, earnable, and concealing; it can also attract onlookers and garner applause from convenience store clerks. From the white paper to street performances, Solayer proves one thing with speed—decentralization should not be slow; even playing crazy and silly should be fast.
