$ETH Carl wants to exchange ETH for a meme coin. He clicked "confirm," but the gas fee was $150. "For a $20 transaction?!" he exclaimed. He tried again at 2 AM, then 4 AM, but the fees were still sky-high. Carl sold his bike to cover the costs, only to discover that the meme coin was worthless. Now, he walks to work, cursing Ethereum's gas fees. His friends call him "Carl No Gas." He is saving for layer-2 solutions, dreaming of cheaper transactions. Until then, he stares at every gas station, muttering, "You're not as bad as Ethereum."