Brothers, next week on Capitol Hill, a 'palace drama' in the crypto world is about to unfold! The donkey and elephant parties are rolling up their sleeves, arguing fiercely about 'how to regulate our cryptocurrency', with the core revolving around two conflicting bills, the medicinal taste is pungent!



Bills clash, every move is bloody! The Trump family becomes the target!

  • Democrats throw out (Ban Trump Bill): The core is just one point—neither the president nor his entire family should touch cryptocurrency! Why? Directly naming Trump's son, Donald Jr., and the company World Liberty Financial he runs! Democrats slam the table, cursing: The USD1 stablecoin and TRUMP Coin you issued are just the scythes for harvesting leeks! Female big shot Waters is even harsher, directly stating: 'Projects like this should be outright banned!' Hearing this sends chills down my spine, how deep is this grudge?

  • The Republican Party launches the (Clear Bill): Saying we need to establish rules for the crypto circle, clearly defining who manages what between the SEC and CFTC. The Republican Party shouts slogans: This is key to maintaining the US crypto circle's leading position! But the Democrats immediately flip the table: Nonsense! This is clearly giving Trump’s family a backdoor! Because your bill allows politicians' relatives to continue holding coins. Waters angrily slams the table: 'Absolutely not!' Well, Capitol Hill is almost turning into a wrestling ring!

Trump's family's crypto business, a basket of scandals!

  • TRUMP Coin = Speculative Coin? Senator Warren (a longtime rival) directly fired back: This coin is just 'outright money grabbing'! Why? The Trump family holds 80% of the coins themselves! The market cap once soared to over 20 billion USD! The old man casually tweets 'I love the crypto circle', and the price can skyrocket! This controlling power would make any speculator weep! Brothers, think about how many people would get buried if this crashes! Just imagining that scene makes my liver tremble!

  • Is the White House dinner being used as 'coin sale tickets'? An even more outrageous move is coming! It is said that they are offering 'buy coins and get White House dinner tickets'? Warren directly retorted: This crosses the legal red line! Using national resources to promote their family's coin? This operation is too wild, isn't it? Isn't this a bit unsightly?

  • USD1 Stablecoin, a constitutional bomb? Lawyers warn: Your stablecoin may be unconstitutional! Especially when a rich Emirati uses this coin to conduct a $2 billion transaction—this exposes the American money bag (USD credit) to foreign investors to play with at will! If this bomb explodes, it's not a joke! Just thinking about it makes my scalp tingle!

Both parties are tearing into each other, positions are clear, crypto bigwigs are taking sides!

  • Democrats: Regulate to the death! Waters goes all out: 'The crypto circle is so chaotic now, all because of the bad example set by Trump!' Demanding that all politicians completely cut ties with cryptocurrency, a clean break! Their attitude is as tough as steel!

  • Republicans: Desperately protecting the market! Shouting: Overregulation will scare away businesses! 'Should we just hand over the trillion-dollar market to Singapore and Dubai for free?' Crypto bigwigs are all applauding the Republican Party, and Ripple's legal officer directly praised the (Clear Bill): 'This should have been done a long time ago!' It seems the big shots are also afraid of being overly regulated!

Predicted outcomes: Three scenarios, the crypto circle's heart races!

  1. Talks broke down: Neither party gives in to the other, tables are flipped and they part ways! Regulation continues to be a tangled mess, SEC and CFTC keep kicking the ball. The result? Coin prices continue to fluctuate wildly, and it’s all about the thrill! Brothers, fasten your seatbelts!

  2. Democrats win big: (Ban Trump Bill) is forcibly passed, politicians and their families completely say goodbye to the crypto circle. BUT! This bill is likely to be slapped down by the courts—declared unconstitutional! After all this fuss, was it all for nothing? The crypto circle is definitely scared in the short term!

  3. A step back (ideal but difficult):On the basis of the Republican (Clear Bill),Add some 'tight reins' specifically for Trump's family.Establish rules without blocking the road.Does this count as the optimal solution?But with both sides so heated, can they reach an agreement? I'm skeptical!

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