Me: I’ll just invest a little and forget about it.
— Opens Binance once —
📉 Coin down 5%:
Me: “Buying the dip, I'm a genius.”
📈 Coin up 3%:
Me: “Should I sell now? Early retirement??”
📉 Coin crashes 20% overnight:
Me: “It’s a long-term hold… right?”
📊 3AM, red candles everywhere:
Also me: “If I sell now and buy back lower… wait… what if it pumps?!”
