“Bro just held $FLOKI since 2021. No staking, no trading, no drama.”

Meanwhile I:

– panic sold on a weekend

– re-bought after a TikTok

– exited to “secure profits”

– stared at the chart like it owed me something

– missed the breakout because I went to pee

Now he’s buying land.

I’m calculating how many instant noodles I can buy with my remaining USDT.$