#CryptoCharts101

### My Crypto Chart Told Me a Secret

Staring at a crypto chart is a special kind of madness 😵‍💫. For the first hour, you see the normal patterns: a "head and shoulders" here, a "bull flag" there. But after three hours and four coffees ☕, you enter a new dimension. Suddenly, that's not a "falling wedge"—it’s clearly a slice of pizza pointing to the moon 🍕🚀. You draw so many trend lines the chart looks like a failed laser show. "I've got it!" I yelled to my empty room. "The Bollinger Bands are forming the 'Disappointed Caterpillar' pattern! We're about to crab for weeks!" Just then, the market dumped 10%. The chart's secret? It has no idea what it's doing, and neither do I. 🤷‍♂️