📉Bitcoin: the most-watched financial soap opera of the century📈

Ah, Bitcoin. The cryptocurrency once hailed as "the money of the future," now mostly known as the reason your cousin quit his job to become a day trader—and is now crashing at grandma’s place. Every time it hits a new all-time high, a new batch of “experts” appear—most of whom just Googled "what is blockchain" yesterday. And when it crashes? Crickets. Except for that one coach still pushing “resilient mindset” courses.

Bitcoin has no CEO, yet it stirs more drama than your favorite telenovela. When it rises, it’s a revolution. When it drops, it’s a scam. And the average investor? Their heart is more volatile than the price chart.

The irony? Fifteen years in, people still debate whether it’s a store of value or just a gourmet Ponzi scheme. But hey, if McDonald’s accepts it in some places, maybe Satoshi did get something right. Just a heads-up: therapy still doesn’t take sats (yet).

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