#CryptoCharts101

CryptoCharts101 is the beginner's lesson on cryptocurrency charts – where traders look in and pretend to understand, then... make emotional trades 😅. Below is a humorous summary:

Crypto charts look like a heart rate graph after drinking strong coffee – unpredictable ups and downs. Newcomers usually zoom in on red candles and panic, seeing green candles and going 'all-in like they've never lost before'. Some learn a few terms like RSI, MACD, support, resistance – but still make trades when RSI > 90, then wonder 'why did it crash?'. 📉

👉 Lesson: Reading charts is not about... playing candle color guessing games, but about understanding market behavior. And remember, drawing trendlines is not a magic wand.