So now we have $PYUSD from PayPal… what’s next?
$META for Instagram filters? $APPLE for 30% off your soul? 💀🍏
Sure, Big Tech stablecoins will be fast 🚀, user-friendly 😎, and integrated everywhere 📱. But here’s the catch:
❌ Frozen funds when the algorithm flags your memes
❌ Fees for breathing
❌ KYC to buy bubble tea 🧋
Imagine getting locked out of your wallet for “violating community standards.”
Or your stablecoin stops working during a system update. 🤡
This ain’t DeFi. This is crypto with a customer support chatbot.
So yeah, I’ll try it. But I’m keeping my freedom-loving, rug-risking DeFi coins on standby.
Because sometimes, the chaos of decentralization is more honest than the “security” of surveillance.
