$USDC They say that $USDC is the "stablecoin" of trust... and yes, it is stable! As stable as that friend who cancels all your plans, but at least gives you a heads up. 😅 Of course, it is backed by real dollars (they say), audited, regulated... and probably monitored by more agencies than an international airport. ✈️ Decentralized? Only if you believe that Starbucks coffee is artisanal. But well, at least it doesn't collapse like certain "stablecoins" I prefer not to mention (cough cough Terra). So if you want to sleep peacefully, but not too freely, $USDC is your mattress... regulated. 😂