#CEXvsDEX101

CEX:

"Welcome to our exchange! Please provide your ID, proof of address, and a blood sample."

DEX:

"Just connect your wallet. We don't even need to know your name."

CEX:

"Your withdrawal is under review. Please wait 3-5 business days."

DEX:

"Withdrawal? You mean moving your funds from your wallet to... your wallet?"

CEX:

"Oops! We've temporarily suspended trading for maintenance."

DEX:

"Maintenance? Our smart contracts don't take coffee breaks."

CEX:

"We've listed your favorite token... two weeks after the hype."

DEX:

"New token? It was live here before it even had a logo."

CEX:

"Security is our top priority. That's why we store your assets for you."

DEX:

"Security is your responsibility. Don't lose your keys!"