#TradingTypes101

Types:

Scalper

“Sleeps less than a server, blinks less than a sniper.”

Day Trader

“Buys coffee like it’s a stock—quick in, quick out, minimal gain, maximum anxiety.”

Swing Trader

“Too impatient for long-term, too lazy for day trading — the Goldilocks of chaos.”

Position Trader

“Invests like a grandparent: checks portfolio once a year, panics once a decade.”

Algorithmic Trader

“Letting code lose money faster than he ever could manually.”

Copy Trader

“If you lose, I lose. If you win… I still lose, somehow.”

Paper Trader

“Rich on spreadsheets, broke in reality.”

Crypto Trader

“Sleeps next to candles. Not the romantic kind — the red, painful kind.”

Forex Trader

“Thinks in pips, dreams in yen, cries in dollars.”

Fundamental Trader

“Reads 800-page reports just to buy what TikTok said yesterday.”

Technical Trader

“Can’t commit to a relationship, but trusts a moving average crossover with his life.”

Emotional Trader

“Buys high, sells low, then blames the stars.”