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📉 Me: “I’m not checking my portfolio today. Mental health first.”

Also me 5 minutes later...

👀 Opens Binance...

📊 Red. Red. More red.

😭 “This is fine. I love discounted coins. I LIVE for the dip.”

Narrator: He did not, in fact, live for the dip.

💼 My Portfolio: -47%

🍜 Dinner: Instant noodles (again)

🏠 Rent: Paid in broken dreams

📉 Bank account: Holds more dust than crypto

And then Binance says:

“Buy the dip.”

🤯 WHICH ONE BINANCE? WHICH ONE?? I’VE BEEN BUYING NON-STOP SINCE 2022!!

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