#BigTechStablecoin Here is a comedic version of your text in 150 words, about big tech companies and stablecoins:

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đŸ’Œ Google, Apple, Airbnb
 after invading our phones, our homes, and even our vacations, they now want to invade our crypto wallets.

"What if we created our own stablecoin?" they said, surely between two oat milk lattes. The result: they want to make transactions faster, cheaper
 and, incidentally, dominate the world (again).

đŸ›ïž But wait, the U.S. Congress said: "Not so fast, marketing Elon!"

The GENIUS law (yes, that's really its name – as if that would reassure us) could block these companies from launching their own cryptocurrencies.

đŸ€ On one side, innovation fans are shouting progress.

On the other, the paranoid (and maybe the clear-eyed) are already imagining a future where you pay your rent in GoogleCoins and where Siri manages your savings account.

💬 And you, ready to be paid in AppleCash or still team "cash under the mattress"? đŸ˜