$USDC The Non-Farm Payroll of Tonight = Crypto Murder Mystery!

The elite's scythe is ready——

Countdown to the U.S. Non-Farm Payroll of May! Three deadly predictions:

🔥 Hegemonic Harvest Logic: Data > 100,000 = interest rate cut dream shattered → BlackRock sells BTC for U.S. Treasury bonds; < 100,000 = recession panic → Grayscale crushes conceptual RWA coins!

💣 Retail Slaughterhouse: USDT/USDC reserves increased by 2 billion last night, stablecoins become “de-pegging land mines,” liquidation orders on-chain reach annual peak!

🐳 Shadows of Whale Spies: 3 mysterious addresses hoard 63,000 ETH options, betting that volatility breaks historical percentiles — The Non-Farm Payroll is just Wall Street's T+1 ATM!

Outrageous claim: Economic data? False! Just a maturation agent for retail investors in the dealer's script!