Alright, crypto buddies! Hurry up and watch this nuclear-level gossip! "Trump vs. Musk celestial showdown, Bitcoin directly scared to collapse, $170 billion evaporated in an instant!" This plot is even more thrilling than the Dogecoin going to zero!
Come, let's see how these two big shots are blowing up the crypto circle like a battlefield:
Words ignite a nuclear bomb: Boss Ma fires first, claiming that the new policy of the understand king is a "disgusting plan to harvest leeks" (original words: something nauseating and detestable). How can the understand king tolerate this? He immediately threatens to cut hundreds of billions in government contracts for Tesla and SpaceX! Goodness, he's flipping the table!
Blood is flowing in the crypto circle:
Bitcoin ($BTC) is scared out of its wits! With a crash, it fell below $105,000! In just one day, the entire crypto market evaporated $170 billion! How many Cybertrucks can that buy? My heart is bleeding!
Mainstream coins are collectively crashing! Auntie Tai ($ETH), Ripple ($XRP), and Demon Chain ($SOL) all dropped, starting with a 6% decline! Accounts are all in the red, it's even worse than missing out!
The most ironic is the $TRUMP coin! Previously, this "favorite son" meme coin rose with the glow of the understand king, but when the father fought, it first slipped down 10%! The plastic father-son relationship is solidified!
My brother really broke his thigh watching the market last night! You two big shots can argue, but why do we who hold coins always get hurt? The speed at which our accounts shrink is faster than Musk deleting tweets! The market sentiment is as fragile as a piece of paper; a cough from the big shots can send the leeks to ICU for a three-day tour!
But! The reversal is here! (Knock on the blackboard!)
Some experts (like Bitcoin die-hard Samson Mow) jumped out to say: This precisely proves that Bitcoin is a "bulletproof vest"! Political big shots tearing each other apart? Leadership chaos? Instability in fiat currency systems? Bitcoin is the ultimate safe haven! He even called out to Boss Ma: "Hurry up and bottom-fish BTC! Replace your Tesla wallet with Bitcoin treasury! Beat down the dollar hegemony!" This sounds... a bit igniting!
So, the situation is quite confusing now:
On one side, the market is scared to death, bleeding rivers; on the other side, the staunchest believers in Bitcoin say: Look! This is why you need Bitcoin! The stronger the storm, the steadier BTC becomes!
Not paying attention? If you miss out, your bottom-fishing posture can only rely on the wind on the rooftop for a photo op.
