After breakup Donald trump just meet Vladimir putin to invest on trump crypto
Putin:. My friend trump, why you breakup with musk
Trump:. I know i can’t win without money so i make relation with musk and manipulate crypto now i have boom trump crypto musk always want to partner with me want to control me but i know his trick so i breakup with him, i just make profit buy using him
Putin:. Ohh you make lots of billion dollar using musk and make full to world
Trump:. Umm keep it secret my friend
Putin:. You’re good at manipulating people
Trump:. I learn from you putin hahaa
Putin:. Let’s deal you’re going to make me win on next election
Trump:. Okay let’s go to Europe trip for honeymoon