**๐ Elon Musk vs. Trump: The Tweet War That Shook the Markets! ๐ฅ**
**๐ Red Across the Board:**
โ **Tesla** tanks **12%** after EV incentives vanish
โ **Bitcoin** slips **3%**, **Ethereum** craters **7%**
โ **$BTC ** made a wild swing to **$100,500** before retreating
**๐ฃ What Sparked the Fire?**
Elon Musk **blasted** Trumpโs latest bill, labeling it a *"disastrous scam"* and yanking his **$100M** campaign support. The key triggers?
๐ด **$4 TRILLION** added to the debt ceiling (hello, inflation?)
๐ด **EV tax credits KILLED** โ a direct hit on Teslaโs bottom line
**๐ฏ๏ธ The Battle of Billionaire Egos:**
**Trumpโs Opening Salvo:**
*"Elon begged for favors. I ended his EV scamโhe knew it was comingโand now heโs throwing a tantrum!"*
**Muskโs Nuclear Response:**
๐ฅ **"Check the Epstein logs. Trumpโs name is thereโthatโs why theyโre sealed."**
๐ฅ Trashed Trumpโs **$500B Stargate AI project** as *"taxpayer-funded nonsense"*
๐ฅ Accused Trump of **"pushing the economy off a cliff"**
๐ฅ Boosted **#ImpeachTrump** posts & threatened to **ground SpaceXโs Dragon missions**
**๐ฌ Side Plot:**
Trump struck back by **axing Jared Isaacman** (Muskโs ally) from **NASA**. Because petty is policy now.
**๐คฏ The Real Question:**
*When two men with the maturity of high school bullies control billions in market valueโฆ who let them have Twitter?*
**๐ฎ Whatโs Next?**
More meltdowns? A crypto rebound? A surprise cameo from **Vitalik Buterin**? **Stay tuned.**
*(P.S. If your portfolio isnโt sweating right now, youโre not paying attention.)* ๐ช๏ธ๐
