How not to lose your mind in a world of swaps and volatility.
FOMO — syndrome when you see a green chart and want to jump in at the peak. Consequences: empty wallet and tears.
HODL — hold on, even if the market is falling, just like your hopes. This is your Jedi path.
REKT — a state of soul after a failed swap. Treated with time… or new staking.
Slippage — this cruel joke of DeFi. Wanted to sell for $1, got $0.92. But at least it was instant.
Impermanent Loss — temporary loss… which sometimes lasts forever. Bonus for being an LP.
STON Charts — indicators that show: ‘Damn, missed it again!’. But beautifully.
Sniper — a trader who waits and hits precisely. Not to be confused with ‘the noob who clicks buy at market.’
TON Bulls — those who believe in $TON even when everyone has already moved on to cats on TikTok.
STON Vault — a place of power. Tokens are brought here to farm passively… or to resist the temptation to sell.
TG Alpha Chat — a Telegram group where everyone knows everything, but no one shares it in time.
TON Flippening — the myth that TON will surpass Ethereum. But believing is good for your karma.
STONbassador Mood — when you drink coffee in the morning and swap on STON.fi with the look of ‘I’ve got everything under control.’
