#TrumpVsMusk

Crypto Edition 🤖🧠

Trump yells, “Crypto? I only trust gold, it’s shiny—like me!”

Musk replies, “Gold doesn’t build Mars cities. DOGE does.”

Trump scoffs, “Dogecoin? I thought that was a shampoo.”

Musk smirks, “Says the guy who tried to launch a coin called ‘TRUMPSTER.’”

Meanwhile, the markets just want peace… and less volatility.

Trump wants regulation. Musk wants innovation.

The SEC? Probably wants a nap.

One thing’s clear: if these two ran a crypto project together, it’d moon from drama alone.

Now imagine a token named ELONALD—to the moon or jail? 🚀💥

#CryptoComedy #RRonCrypto