📺 Hilarious Political Drama: "Elon Musk's Revenge"

On the eve of the 2025 election, Musk, dressed in Tesla battle armor, flies to Trump's private golf course and throws out a line:

"Don, you owe me an America."

In the last election, it was Musk's "X Platform Iron Cavalry Corps" that launched a "social media blitz" in the final 48 hours, disrupting the Democratic Party's data flow, while AI robot troops worked around the clock to flood the feeds, barely stabilizing the election situation.

Trump is so moved that tears fill his eyes: "Old Ma, you are my closest brother in this life!"

But after winning the election, Trump returns to the White House and seems to forget that bowl of "friendship porridge." SpaceX rocket orders are not approved, Twitter no longer shares posts, and even the Starlink WiFi in the White House is denied!

Musk can't stand it anymore and finally, in the early hours of June 6, posts that shocking tweet on X:

"Without me, Trump would have lost the election long ago! The Republican Party is still 51 to 49, all thanks to me pulling it back. You ungrateful bunch!"

Instantly, the X platform servers explode, AI sentiment analysis models directly signal "user emotions extremely unstable," and Musk dominates the top 10 hot search rankings. A group of Tesla shareholders holds an emergency meeting at 2 AM: "Is the boss going to run for president?"

Even more exaggerated, Biden's team tweets at noon the same day to woo Musk: "If you're willing, we can consider making you... Secretary of Energy?"

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🎬 Easter Egg Ending:

Musk looks at his phone and sneers:

"You all underestimate me, the next president? I'll run myself."

Thus, in the 2028 election, the "Mars Republican Party" is officially established, with a campaign slogan of only four words:

🚀 "Don’t even choose a dog."