🤼♂️ Trump vs. Musk: When Billionaires Beef, Crypto Bleeds
Elon called Trump’s bill “trash.”
Trump clapped back: “No more Tesla contracts!”
Elon: “Impeach this guy already.” 💥
🚨 Meanwhile in crypto land:
• $TRUMP memecoin: -12%
• Tesla: -15%
• Dogecoin: yeeted like a frisbee
• Crypto market: -$230B (RIP)
Investors watching the drama like:
🧍💸 “My portfolio didn’t sign up for this.”
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Moral of the story:
Don’t let your wallet get caught in a billionaire breakup. HODL your coins, not your feelings. 😂
