"Thank you, Trump! ❤️🔥"
How nice it is when the president thinks about the people. One beautiful piece of legislation — and the entire crypto market is in the red.
Inflation? Who cares, we’ll just print more.
Debt? Who needs it when you can just promise tax breaks and throw a couple of trillion into the deficit?
📉 Bitcoin is plummeting.
📉 Altcoins are crashing like a snowball.
📈 Treasury bonds — the only thing that’s now "to the moon".
Thank you, Trump, for this economic fireworks show.
The market is crying, and you are smiling. Keep it up, financial genius of 2025. 🫡
