Well, it has happened! Crypto-grandpa Shaolin Bitcoin (BTC) has fallen out of meditation, the Ethereum monkey (ETH) fell off the branch, and the frog Pepe (PEPE) croaked so loudly into the swamp that the entire market was covered with a crimson flag of 'Red Friday'. What happened and where to jump now? Let's figure out the charts before the bear with the hammer arrives.
**BTCUSDT: Grandpa Shaolin lost his balance**
Bitcoin, like a true master of Qigong, tried to hold on to the level of $101,953, but suddenly remembered that it forgot to turn off the iron, and crashed down by -2.62%. The chart resembles a staircase in a temple, where each step is a hodler's hope: 26, 10, 13, 16... and then suddenly 40 and 42! Apparently, someone decided these are not support levels, but lottery ticket numbers.
**What to do?** If you're not a monk capable of meditating until 2026, it might be worth keeping an eye on the nearest support levels. Or just shout 'Satoshi, come back!' on Twitter.
### **ETHUSDT: The monkey flew down**
Ethereum, Bitcoin's faithful companion, decided not to lag behind and dropped by -4.9%. The ETHUSDT chart looks like a zebra trying to draw a zigzag after three cups of espresso: $2,800 → $2,475 → 'where's my money?'. Especially touching is the level of $2,468.56 — apparently, this is the price for one NFT with a pixelated avocado.
**What to do?** If you believe Vitalik will soon launch ETH 3.0 (with magic and unicorns), you can wait. If not — well, at least the memes on Twitter are funny.
### **PEPEUSDT: The frog drowned in its tears**
Pepe, the king of meme coins, showed that even frogs are not eternal: -8.97% and a drop to $0.00001076. The chart resembles an attempt to jump from lily pad to lily pad, but constantly missing. Especially amusing is the level of $0.00001600 — apparently, another frog was sitting there, shouting 'Jump!' while it ran away.
**What to do?** If you're not ready to become the next 'frog millionaire', it might just be worth saving a screenshot of the drop for future memes.
### **Conclusion: Red party or the beginning of the apocalypse?**
While Bitcoin meditates, Ethereum is flying down, and Pepe is croaking in rhythm, the market resembles the game 'Whoever is last is the hodler.' But remember: behind every red candle lies an opportunity... or at least a funny tweet.
**Who else shorted crypto with me? Confess!** 🐸🔥
