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🚨🇺🇸 #Biden Reacts to $TRUMP’s Federal Investigation Order
📌 Donald Trump ne officially ek federal investigation start karwayi hai Joe Biden ke khilaaf.
🧠 Trump ka kehna hai:
Biden ki mental health ko leke public ko mislead kiya gaya.
President hone ke bawajood autopen se official documents sign karwaye gaye (i.e., bina personally sign kiye).
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🗣️ Biden ka jawab:
> “Maine saare decisions khud liye hain. Aisa kehna ek absurd jhooth hai.”
🛑 Biden ne bola ki Trump aur Republicans:
> “Attention divert karna chahte hain, takay woh Medicaid cuts aur rich-friendly policies chhupaa sakein.”
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📉 Market Impact Breakdown
📊 Volatility Alert: Political uncertainty se U.S. markets me short-term volatility badhne ke chances hain.
🪙 Crypto Reactions:
$TRUMP token & other political meme coins: 12–18% trading volume spike
Privacy coins like $XMR: Benefiting from anti-government sentiment
Stablecoins ($USDT, $USDC): Stay flat — market response: “Cautious, not panicked”
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🔍 Narrative Watch: If this investigation escalates, expect stronger narratives around:
Privacy-focused assets
Decentralization
Government credibility crisis
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💬 Your Move: 📉 Long $XMR?
📈 Short $TRUMP?
🧠 Or just watching the show?
👇Comment your trade thesis or FUD rating below.
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