📰 Binance launches new token $HODLZ – the longer you hold, the more memes you get!
Date: June 5, 2025
📢 Attention, crypto brothers and sisters! Binance has announced a revolutionary token $HODLZ that rewards users not with percentages or bonuses, but with high-quality memes! 🤡
💬 A Binance representative commented:
> "We realized that people are no longer interested in money. People need memes. Real ones. Juicy ones. The ones that make you ask yourself: why did I even sell Bitcoin in 2017?"
💎 How does $HODLZ work?
— Hold the token for 7 days – receive a meme with Elon Musk and a dog.
— 30 days – meme with CZ as a wolf from Wall Street.
— 90 days – exclusive NFT meme, where you yourself are in a photomontage, sitting on the Moon with Doge and Vitalik, drinking compote.
🚀 They say the longer you hold $HODLZ, the stronger the feeling "I'm in crypto for the culture". On the 365th day of holding, Binance promises to send you socks that say "Buy the dip". Only one size, unisex.
📉 And if you sell earlier – CZ comes into Telegram and writes:
> “Seriously, bro?”
