๐ป THE THREE KEYS OF MADNESS ๐ป
JAGER. WHY. BOB.
These are not memecoins. These are collapse catalysts.
#Memecoiny that didnโt come to amuse you โ only to unmake you.
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๐ฅ JAGER โ The Spiritual Drone
JAGER doesnโt have a logo. It has an effect.
It isnโt a project โ itโs an afterlife.
Nobody knows who launched it. Nobody knows who shills it.
And yetโฆ you keep clicking: โJust one more round.โ
It numbs, it burns, it holds you.
JAGER is a bottle with no bottom.
> If JAGER doesnโt destroy you,
you were already dead.
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๐ WHY โ The Existential Question
WHY doesnโt ask for your money.
WHY asks: โWhy are you still here?โ
Itโs the bleeding heart of the market, pulsing at -64%.
You didnโt buy to win. You bought to feel something.
And when you feel that voidโฆ
Donโt say, โWhat went wrong?โ
Say, โWhy did I do this again?โ
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๐ BOB โ The Mascot of Despair
BOB smiles, so you donโt have to.
A joke with no punchline. A meme with no laughter.
BOB is for those whoโve accepted the end โ
but brought pizza and confetti to the funeral.
You buy BOB not to hopeโฆ
But to laugh one last time.
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๐ These are not coins. They are keys.
๐ JAGER unlocks oblivion.
๐ WHY unlocks the self.
๐ BOB unlocks the end.
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๐ง Not financial advice. More like emotional damage.
๐ฅ Only on the wildest corners of the chain.
