🤪 "How to Survive Crypto Without Losing Your Mind (Or Your Shirt)"

By: Your Friendly Neighborhood Degenerate

📉 5 Signs You’ve Been in Crypto Too Long:

1️⃣ You check charts more than your texts.

2️⃣ "HODL" isn’t a typo—it’s a lifestyle.

3️⃣ You’ve debated "Bitcoin vs. Ethereum" at family dinner (RIP Thanksgiving).

4️⃣ The word "dip" makes you reach for your wallet, not chips.

5️⃣ You’ve screenshot a -90% loss "for the meme."