End-of-the-Month Meals for Overleveraged Degens
5-Minute Recipes for Binance Users Who Dumped All for USDT, USDC, or FDUSD, Wherever Regulators Allow
You sold the fridge, traded the pantry for perpetuals, and now June 2025 hits like a margin call in a bear market. No snacks, no fiat. Just you, your bags, and a shiny new Binance interface that shows no mercy. Here’s a culinary lifeline for the rekt, the resilient, and the brave.
Dishes include:
💸 Shitcoin Hodler Arepa
Corn flour, water, and your last shred of optimism. Optional filling: screenshots of ATH predictions from 2024’s hype wave.
📉 Ramen de la Rekt
Instant noodles seasoned with liquidations and TradingView screenshots. Best served cold, like your ex's heart.
💸 Stablecoin Smoothie
Ice, water, and the eerie silence of a pegged portfolio. Blend with regret for extra flavor.
📉 Gas Fee Gazpacho
No heating required. Perfect for those who can’t even afford to move tokens anymore.
💸 Airdrop Omelette
Got 6 cents’ worth of tokens? Crack an egg, celebrate the small wins. You’re eating.
No fiat, no problem. You can’t stake beans, but you can cook them.
Bon appétit!
