Types of Trading in the wild world of crypto (and beyond):
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1. Day Trading** š
- **What it is:** Buying and selling crypto faster than a TikTok trend dies.
- **Traderās Motto:** *"Iāll just make quick profits and get outā¦"*
- **Reality:** Ends up staring at charts for 18 hours, crying over a 0.5% dip.
*2. **Swing Trading** šļøāļø**
- **What it is:** Holding for days/weeks, pretending youāre an investor.
- **Traderās Motto:** *"Iām playing the long game⦠but not too long."*
- **Reality:** Panic-sells at 3 AM because Elon tweeted a meme. *3. **Scalping** āļø**
- **What it is:** Making 100 trades a day for microscopic gains.
- **Traderās Motto:** *"If I do this 10,000 times, Iāll be rich!"*
- **Reality:** Broker fees take all your profits, and your soul.
*4. **HODLing** šš**
- **What it is:** Buying crypto and pretending you forgot the password.
- **Traderās Motto:** *"This isnāt a loss if I never sell!"*
- **Reality:** Either retires early or becomes a cautionary tale.
*5. **FOMO Trading** š±**
- **What it is:** Buying at the top because *"this time itās different!"*
- **Traderās Motto:** *"Iāll just YOLO my rent money real quick."*
- **Reality:** Becomes exit liquidity for smart traders.
*6. **Copy Trading** š**
- **What it is:** Letting some rando on Twitter manage your money.
- **Traderās Motto:** *"This guy has a Lambo, he must know stuff!"*
- **Reality:** That "guru" is actually a 14-year-old in a basement.
7. **Bot Trading** š¤**
- **What it is:** Letting AI trade while you sleep (or cry).
- **Traderās Motto:** *"Iāll just set it and forget it!"*
- **Reality:** Bot malfunctions, buys 1,000 Shiba Inu at ATH.
8. **NFT Flipping** š¼ļø**
- **What it is:** Buying JPEGs, hoping a bigger fool buys them later.
- **Traderās Motto:** *"Itās not a Ponzi, itās *utility*!"*
- **Reality:** Ends up with a wallet full of unsold monkey pics.
*9. **Shitcoin Gambling** š°**
- **What it is:** Throwing money at anything with "Inu" or "Moon" in the name.
- **Traderās Motto:** *"Itās not a loss, itās a *learning experience*!"*
- **Reality:** Learns that 100x scams are⦠scams.
**10. **DCA (Dollar-Cost Averaging)** ļæ½**
- **What it is:** Buying crypto slowly like a responsible adult.
- **Traderās Motto:** *"Iām in it for the tech!"*
- **Reality:** The only one not crying during bear markets.
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**Which one are you?** š
(Be honestāweāve all been at least 3 of these.)