Types of Trading in the wild world of crypto (and beyond):

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1. Day Trading** šŸŒž

- **What it is:** Buying and selling crypto faster than a TikTok trend dies.

- **Trader’s Motto:** *"I’ll just make quick profits and get out…"*

- **Reality:** Ends up staring at charts for 18 hours, crying over a 0.5% dip.

*2. **Swing Trading** šŸŒļøā™‚ļø**

- **What it is:** Holding for days/weeks, pretending you’re an investor.

- **Trader’s Motto:** *"I’m playing the long game… but not too long."*

- **Reality:** Panic-sells at 3 AM because Elon tweeted a meme. *3. **Scalping** āœ‚ļø**

- **What it is:** Making 100 trades a day for microscopic gains.

- **Trader’s Motto:** *"If I do this 10,000 times, I’ll be rich!"*

- **Reality:** Broker fees take all your profits, and your soul.

*4. **HODLing** šŸ’ŽšŸ™Œ**

- **What it is:** Buying crypto and pretending you forgot the password.

- **Trader’s Motto:** *"This isn’t a loss if I never sell!"*

- **Reality:** Either retires early or becomes a cautionary tale.

*5. **FOMO Trading** 😱**

- **What it is:** Buying at the top because *"this time it’s different!"*

- **Trader’s Motto:** *"I’ll just YOLO my rent money real quick."*

- **Reality:** Becomes exit liquidity for smart traders.

*6. **Copy Trading** šŸ‘**

- **What it is:** Letting some rando on Twitter manage your money.

- **Trader’s Motto:** *"This guy has a Lambo, he must know stuff!"*

- **Reality:** That "guru" is actually a 14-year-old in a basement.

7. **Bot Trading** šŸ¤–**

- **What it is:** Letting AI trade while you sleep (or cry).

- **Trader’s Motto:** *"I’ll just set it and forget it!"*

- **Reality:** Bot malfunctions, buys 1,000 Shiba Inu at ATH.

8. **NFT Flipping** šŸ–¼ļø**

- **What it is:** Buying JPEGs, hoping a bigger fool buys them later.

- **Trader’s Motto:** *"It’s not a Ponzi, it’s *utility*!"*

- **Reality:** Ends up with a wallet full of unsold monkey pics.

*9. **Shitcoin Gambling** šŸŽ°**

- **What it is:** Throwing money at anything with "Inu" or "Moon" in the name.

- **Trader’s Motto:** *"It’s not a loss, it’s a *learning experience*!"*

- **Reality:** Learns that 100x scams are… scams.

**10. **DCA (Dollar-Cost Averaging)** ļæ½**

- **What it is:** Buying crypto slowly like a responsible adult.

- **Trader’s Motto:** *"I’m in it for the tech!"*

- **Reality:** The only one not crying during bear markets.

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**Which one are you?** šŸ˜‚

(Be honest—we’ve all been at least 3 of these.)

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