😱 Elon Musk Tries to Buy the Moon… Again❗
BREAKING 📰
Rumor has it Elon Musk offered 1 billion Dogecoin to NASA to rename the Moon to “Muskland.”
When asked why, he simply said:
🧠 “I’ve got Twitter, Tesla, and SpaceX — time to add the Moon to the portfolio!”
Meanwhile, the Moon responded:
🌝 “Thanks, but I enjoy my independence…”
Giga Question: 👉 If Elon did own the Moon, what do you think he'd build first?
A. Tesla Supercharger Station
B. Dogecoin Mining Rig
C. Moon-to-Mars Tunnel
D. Intergalactic Meme Museum
Drop your vote in the comments! 😂👇
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