Sure! Here's the same story rewritten in simple English, keeping the playful tone and mystery:

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Wait… where did that 1 BTC go?! 😱🧐

Three friends go to a restaurant. The bill is 30 BTC, so each one pays 10 BTC. That makes 3 × 10 = 30 BTC.

Later, the waiter realizes the bill was actually only 25 BTC. So he needs to give 5 BTC back to the friends.

But 5 BTC can’t be split equally between three people. So the waiter gives 1 BTC back to each friend (1 × 3 = 3 BTC) and keeps 2 BTC as a tip.

Now each friend paid 10 BTC but got 1 BTC back — so really, they each paid 9 BTC.

3 × 9 = 27 BTC total.

The waiter kept 2 BTC.

So… 27 + 2 = 29 BTC?!

But wait… they paid 30 BTC! Where did the last 1 BTC go?! 🤯

See the trick? 😏

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