💸 Check before you put your wallet (and your heart) in.
😅 What has been the strangest “granulated cola” you've seen in crypto?
I'm listening 👇🔥
Maelsoto Caralipontor
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⚠️Are all the upward curves good?📈📈
😡Just because the operation to enlarge her backside didn’t go so well, she left me... Her curves turned out a bit awkward, and to cheer her up, I told her: "Don’t worry, maybe you’ll get a modeling contract with the GRANULATED KOLA." ☝🏾 She hung up on me. Obvious. 💔
But from that love drama, I learned something valuable: Not everything that goes up is well put together.🤷 In the crypto world, it’s the same: there are coins that inflate quickly, look appealing, but when you look closely… they have weak fundamentals.🪙
So if you see a new crypto that everyone is buying like it’s hot bread, take a breath. Before you jump in:
✅ Check the project: Does it have real utility or just hype? ✅ Who is behind it? Serious people or shady influencers? ✅ Does it have liquidity or is it just pretty smoke?
Because yes, in crypto there are many attractive curves… but the important thing is that they don’t leave you without a wallet (or a heart). 💸💔
#HumorCrypto $BTC
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