#ElonMuskDOGEDeparture
🚨 BREAKING NEWS
Elon Musk abandoned ship! 😱
He resigned from the infamous DOGE Office created during the Trump 2.0 era... and left everyone speechless (including the market)! 😵💫
📉 Summary of the drama:
✅ Cut 260,000 federal jobs (you think this is Excel?)
✅ Reduced 12% of the government workforce (now that's what I call activated economy mode)
In his farewell, he dropped a phrase that could be a philosophical tweet at 3 am:
🧠 “The deficit continues to grow. Politics is broken. It's time to return to true innovation.”
🤔 Translating:
“Things went wrong, I’m going to play with rockets and return to X and Tesla before they blame me.”
💥 The internet is already ablaze:
👀 Some think he ran away from the mess he helped create
📉 Others think investors sent that message: “dude, get back on track”
And you, what do you think?
👉 Is Elon backing down... or preparing another master move à la Tony Stark?
With Musk, everything can turn into a meme... or a new startup. 😂🚀
Comment your favorite conspiracy theory below! 👇
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