#交易类型入门 Welcome to the Bitcoin Battlefield! The wealth myths here are more dazzling than lightning, and the bankruptcy stories are longer than the blockchain. Don't worry, we do not endorse getting rich quickly, but only provide a set of "self-defense techniques"—deconstructing classics absurdly and using humor to combat impermanence. After all, in the crypto world, surviving long is the real victory.
Strategy 1: Mindless Dollar-Cost Averaging (DCA) — A friend of time? Or perhaps time's chives
Classic operation: Regularly buy a fixed amount, ignoring price fluctuations, and watch the storm with a smile.
Hell-level operation:
Recharge your faith punctually on payday, buy more as it drops, and become poorer with each purchase. When your account balance and coin price plummet simultaneously, please silently recite: "I am averaging down... averaging down..." until your salary card hits zero or your faith collapses, based on who arrives first.
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Strategy 2: Trend Following — Dancing with bubbles, partying on the edge of a knife
Classic operation: Go with the trend, chase after breakouts, and cut losses when support is broken.
Hell-level disaster records:
When the K-line is steep as a cliff, and FOMO (Fear of Missing Out) strikes, you rush in with all your funds—congratulations on becoming a "mountain-top frozen person"! Even more absurd, just as you cut losses, the coin price rockets back up… at this moment, it is advisable to uninstall the market software to prevent your phone from suffering a "free fall".
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Strategy 3: Zen Coin Hoarding (HODL) — The ultimate secret to endure bull and bear markets: play dead
*Classic operation: Buy and forget, no matter if it plummets 90%, I remain unmoved.
Hell-level mindset training:
Inscribe the private key on the tombstone, will states "pass to son, not to wife". When exchanges blow up, regulations hit hard, and Musk's Twitter goes crazy, please take a deep breath and recite: "Not your keys, not your coins". (*Note: According to Chainalysis 2023 report, about 20% of Bitcoin has not moved for a decade, true digital mummies*)
Strategy 4: Arbitrage Holy Grail — The blood and tears of brick movers: the price difference not earned, the principal frozen
Classic operation: Take advantage of the price difference between exchanges to buy low and sell high, ensuring profit.
Hell-level disaster triplet:
1. Disappearance of price difference: Just discovered the price difference, but by the time the funds arrive, the price difference has vanished.
2. Gas fee swallowing technique: The profit from the price difference is not enough to cover the Ethereum transaction fee.
Having said so much, I am still bullish 😀
