🚀 Adventures of "Abu Satoshi" in the Crypto World: A Journey from Zero to "Luna"
Guys, let me tell you the story of "Abu Satoshi", the simple citizen who decided to enter the crypto world after seeing an ad that said:
"Invest $10, and wake up a millionaire!"
Of course, this ad kept him awake for a week!
Chapter One: Opening the Wallet... and Closing the Mind 🤯
Abu Satoshi opened an account on Binance feeling like the next Elon Musk, but when he entered the interface for the first time, he asked himself:
"Why is everything green and red? Am I opening a stock exchange or a vegetable shop?"
He decided to buy a random coin called "DingDongCoin" because it was trending on Twitter... Of course, after two days, the coin disappeared, and he felt like he invested in a ghost 😅
Chapter Two: NFT or Just Like a Painting from His Nephew
He saw an ad for an NFT of a "cat wearing sunglasses", valued at 3 Ethereum!
He said: "If I draw the same cat on an A4 paper and put it in the market, would they buy it?!"
But he didn't give up, bought an NFT of a sad penguin, and said: "Maybe one day it will be happy and bring me profits."
Chapter Three: Entered the Staking Farm, and Came Out Squashed
They told him: "Put your coins in staking, and it will generate passive income!"
He took it literally... and said: "Finally, passive income while I'm asleep!"
After a week, he discovered that his profits were 0.0000001 coins daily, which is enough to buy half a sunflower seed.
The end (happy?)
After a year, Abu Satoshi learned the difference between "Gas Fee" and "gas station", and realized there's no such thing as profits without risk.
Now he warns the youth:
> "If you see a coin called DogeShibaTigerInu, run away! It looks like an animal breeding project, not an investment."
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🤝 The summary of the adventure:
Don't invest based on a tweet from someone with a dog picture and the username "cryptoKing69".
Understand the project before you buy the coin.
Be smart, not every trending coin means it's an opportunity.
And the most important:
Invest with your mind, not your emotions... and always stay DYOR = Do Your Own Research.
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