#TradingTypes101 5 types, 5 trader ways!

1. The “Buy High, Sell Low” Specialist

📉 Catchphrase: “It’s dipping. Time to sell everything!”

This trader has a sixth sense… for doing the exact wrong thing at the worst possible time. FOMO buys the top, panics at the bottom, then tweets: “Crypto is a scam.”

2. The Indicator Hoarder

📊 Catchphrase: “I don’t make a move unless 12 oscillators agree.”

Their charts look like a cyberpunk circuit board. RSI, MACD, Ichimoku Clouds, moon phases, and vibes — yet still manages to lose money in sideways markets.

3. The Meme Prophet

📈 Catchphrase: “I only follow Elon and memes. It’s all you need.”

Trades based on Twitter memes, TikTok astrology, or Reddit posts that start with “Not financial advice but…” They once 10x’ed on Dogecoin and now think they’re Satoshi.

4. The Paper-Handed Philosopher

🧻 Catchphrase: “I was up 3%, had to lock in those gains.”

Starts every trade with diamond-hand confidence, but folds like origami at the first red candle. Now writing a Medium post about “emotional resilience in the markets.”

5. The HODL Monk

🧘 Catchphrase: “Down 80%, but it’s not a loss if you don’t sell.”

Their portfolio is a graveyard of 2017 altcoins. They haven’t logged into their wallet in 3 years but will die on the hill that “This project is revolutionary, bro.”