😂 That Awkward Moment When I Thought I Got Rich Overnight… But It Was a Glitch

Woke up at 3 AM. Checked Binance like the addict I am.

BOOM 💥 — my $27 worth of Shiba Inu was showing $2.7 million. 😱💰

I screamed. Did a victory dance.

Texted my crush: "Hey 😏 just became a millionaire, wyd?"

Googled “how to buy a Lambo in installments.”

Even opened a new tab: private island for sale. 🏝️

Then I refreshed the app…

Back to $26.94. 🫠

Now my crush has blocked me, I have 9 tabs open on real estate in Dubai, and I owe my nani an iPhone 15 Pro Max. 📉📵

Moral of the story: Don’t flex till the candle closes. 😂🕯️

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