You Farmed. You Bridged. You Did Quests… Still Got Nothing 💀🧳
You created 12 wallets 🧳
Bridged from 4 chains 🌉
Completed every Galxe quest, liked every tweet, joined every Telegram 💬
Your gas fee bill? $218 💸
Your reward?
Nothing. Zero. Goose egg. 🥚
Meanwhile some wallet from 2022 bridged $5 and got 6-figures 🧠💀
You? You were too active. “Suspicious” even.
📉 zkSync didn’t pick you
🧪 LayerZero ignored you
🔍 ZetaChain couldn’t even find your effort
You didn’t farm an airdrop.
You farmed pain.
And the worst part?
That one wallet you abandoned — the dusty, inactive one — got the whole drop 😭
In this market, grinding doesn’t guarantee rewards.
But coping?
That comes free with every “Not Eligible ❌”
💊 Copium is the only universal airdrop 💊
