Recently, my girlfriend has been obsessed with scratch cards, hoping to win 1 million to pay off debts for Zhu Ge. We are really getting closer on the path of genius.

Today, I scratched 3 cards for 60 yuan and didn’t win a thing.

I’m now afraid to go to the convenience store with her; I just wanted to buy an ice cream.

Scratch cards and lotteries are just dreams created for the poor.

Contracts are somewhat similar; buying an unknown outcome.

Alas, the unknown is always the most expensive.